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Socially Unavailable, Caffeinated AF

$26.97

This shirt says what your mouth can’t before 10 a.m.—because let’s be honest, words are...

“Time? Nope. Patience? Gone.” Tee

$26.97

Meet your new uniform for surviving the modern world: the “I Have No Time For...

Humans Are Weird Tee

$26.82

“Humans Are Weird” — a bold observation wrapped in cotton. This shirt perfectly captures the...

I Don’t Like People" Tee – For Those Who’d Rather Be Left Alone

$26.97

Finally, a shirt that says what your face has been trying to scream for years....

Socialize? No Thanks. Anti Social Tee

$26.97

For those who treat small talk like a full-blown emergency.This shirt says what you’re too...

The Perfect Message T-Shirt. Scan it And Receive The Love

$29.97

Tired of people asking you to smile? This shirt’s got your back—literally.On the surface, it...

“Grumpy Mode: Permanently On” Tee

$26.97

This shirt isn’t an attitude—it’s a public service announcement.With zero patience and 100% grumpy, it...

Bruno P.

I wore the “I have no time for this sht”* shirt to a Sunday family BBQ. My uncle stopped asking about my job, my grandma laughed (even though she pretended not to understand the English), and even my annoying cousin asked where I got it. Super comfy, looks great, and kept small talk to a minimum. I’m officially a loyal customer now.

John T.

This damn QR code turned me into a walking attraction
Bought the QR code t-shirt thinking it’d be a subtle joke. Nope. I can’t walk two blocks without someone scanning me and cracking up. Had three people stop me at the grocery store just to ask where I got it. One guy followed me down the street filming it for TikTok. I guess I’m viral now? Anyway, shirt fits great, gets laughs, and apparently I’m popular now. Thanks, I guess.

Jessica M.

Father’s Day gift = nailed it
Got this shirt for my husband for Father’s Day — the one that says “Zero Patience, 100% Grumpy.” Let’s just say, I’ve never seen him laugh so hard at a gift (or admit something fit him so perfectly). He wore it all day with the proudest grumpy face I've ever seen. Even my father-in-law asked for one. Huge hit. 10/10 would buy again.